Among the people who called today
was a man who performed the voices of Dr. Claw (from Inspector Gadget), Elroy Jetson (from The Jetsons), and the Cryptkeeper (from Tales from the Crypt). He told me his name but I was mid-thrift store with no pen. Now the name is lost to me.
Also someone called three times today without getting through! Dear persistent 319 number, I promise I will pick up next time, no matter what.
And then there were the friends, the marrying friend and the bathing friend.
Thank you all you people with your telephones and your lives.